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‘oo ze fuck are you?



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This is a joint thing.</description><title>Ze Mole.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @askzemole)</generator><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Christophe. Your kick ass. that is all C:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Oh.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oui, I am aware.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/9045955550</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/9045955550</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:55:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Mole, how do you know what dying giraffes sound like?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;… Zat eez classified.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/9045947210</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/9045947210</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:54:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>British piece of shit. &gt;:I</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;I am not a filthy Brit you piece of sheet.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/9045939427</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/9045939427</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:54:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I think you should do that. Because a 10-year old and an aged up character would think and answer questions differently. It'd be pretty cool to do, I think.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;OOC: Yes, I thought it would certainly be interesting. I’m probably going to change the drawing on the header soon to suit the different options.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/9045925919</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/9045925919</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:54:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>OOC: Idea.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Personally, I think it would be a good idea to give people the option to ask the 10-year-old characters as well as an older version of the characters.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What do you guys think?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think it would fulfill several needs.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/8929302870</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/8929302870</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Aug 2011 20:26:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Ask accounts</category><category>South Park</category></item><item><title>I ‘ave leveled up.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpl36cy5El1qmtq0fo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I ‘ave leveled up.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/8622683317</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/8622683317</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Aug 2011 20:39:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Wanna be my bitch?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Non.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/8263288431</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/8263288431</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2011 13:47:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Share with me the joys of digging.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;……Fuck.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I do not like to put my fuckeeng zoughts out like zis but I guess because zis eez for my ‘ask’ sheet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Deeging eez a very ‘ard zing to put eento words. Especially een Eenglish. Ze proper words to describe somezing like deeging a ‘ole do not exist een zis sheety language.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But I weel geev eet a….ah…’ow do you zay.. ‘shot’.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Zome people may describe eet as long and tedious&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but I say &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;fuck zem.&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ze ‘obby eez… &lt;span&gt;pleasantly rewarding to say ze least een zis fuckeeng language.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ze very first time ze shovel ‘its ze dirt eez one of ze best zings about deeging a ‘ole. Knoweeng zat een due time zis dirt beneaz your feet weel geev way to a deep and..ah..&lt;em&gt;cavernous&lt;/em&gt; tunnel.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Smelleeng ze dirt all around you as you deeg deeper and feeleeng ze cold Earz fall onto your skeen as eet can no longer stay..compacted.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I do not only deeg ‘oles, zo I expect you to ‘educate yourzelf’, as ze stupeed Brit might put eet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Deeging tunnels to geet from one place to anozzar while stayeeng out of sight eez also part of my job. I zink zat I enjoy zis ze most because eet not only lets me stay under ze ground for a longer period of time but eet eez also..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sheet, zis eez deeficult to describe. You beetches would not understand.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;‘Ave you evar been een a tunnel before? One zat you dug on your own? What about one zat eez wide enough to be considered a room? Surroundeed by nozzing but four walls of dirt.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Eet eez also thrilleeng because eef you are not skeeled een deeging zen ze dirt could easily collapse on you and burry you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dirt eez fuckeeng ‘eavy and can suffocate you een a mattar of ‘ours.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For me zat zought eez what keeps my adrenaline pumpeeng as I deeg deeper eento a tunnel. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I eenjoy ze smell of ze dirt as well. From a freshly dug ‘ole een ze ground or even ze dirt zat eez caked to a person’s body. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Every zing about deeging eez….&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;eez…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;Magnifique.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Are you ‘appy now you piece of sheet?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/8200698556</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/8200698556</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 23:38:00 -0400</pubDate><category>craigs-tall-daddy</category></item><item><title>Can I bum a cigarette off you?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Non.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/8199565609</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/8199565609</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 23:10:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp2rgbUCBf1qmtq0fo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/8199556564</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/8199556564</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 23:09:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Is your papa really tall like the Mr. Tucker?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Ze last time I zaw ‘im, ‘e was tall, like a sky scraper.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;‘owever I was very small, a child.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/8199384365</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/8199384365</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 23:05:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp2r3cw5ig1qmtq0fo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/8199241276</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/8199241276</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 23:02:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When did you start smoking?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Around 8.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/8198935372</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/8198935372</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 22:54:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Why can't you accept that you are my papa? T^T</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Becuz I am not your Papa.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/7859723735</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/7859723735</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 18:22:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>um, Chris.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
can i call you that?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
whatever, fuck it, i'm calling you Chris.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU KILLING ME IN MY DREAMS?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
fucking assmuncher.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;‘ow ze fuck should I know?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/7859714333</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/7859714333</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 18:22:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonkmtkV0V1qmtq0fo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/7859561175</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/7859561175</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 18:18:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonken6NxF1qmtq0fo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/7859381017</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/7859381017</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 18:13:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>OOC: AskGregory had been deactived and now reactivated.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Those of you who were following previously, please go and follow again.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/7859018613</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/7859018613</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 18:03:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Do you think Eric is fat or big boned as he claims he is?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;‘E eez fat and stupeed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/7856839287</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/7856839287</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 17:04:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Chhrrriissstttoooppphhhheeee~</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;what.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/7831245839</link><guid>http://askzemole.tumblr.com/post/7831245839</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 23:57:05 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
